New Strain of Flu Found by Researchers

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 A rare flu has been discovered, and is found in cans of sardine oils. The rare flu causes uncontrolable urination and diarrhea. The germ is belived to be sleeping in the linning of the stomach and doctors say other diorders become an issure.
 As of today there are no reports of the new virus on record and no cases are expected to be reported. Researchers hope to find the new strain of this virul flu sometime in the future.

man gives birth to 30 pound goat (see photos)

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For the first time in human history, a man gives birth to a goat which weighed 30 pounds. Doctors, researchers, and scientest are withholding information on the matter untill it is proven who the real daddy is.

The IRS would not comment, nor would the owner of the donut shop where the history making event took place.

The doctor who delivered the baby man-goat told our staff that the man named the baby mj.

First Human Brain Transplant In U.S. History

 First Human Brain Transplant In U.S. History has taken place. Doctors give man in Idople KY the brain of a cloned monkey. A hospital nurse says the monkey man is resting well and it is unknown if the man will will be released soon by a doctor who skillfully performed the surgery. 

spam will make you scram, olivies will give you the jollies, and beans will get you clean

 A new study just released by government agents of the U.S. back yard garden farmers of America says spam will make you scram, olivies will give you the jollies, and beans will get you clean, if ya know what i mean. _ (Click Here to Learn More)
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Google Officials Search for Dr Doc (dlcs) at Yahoo

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 google.com officials are franticaly searching the yahoo.com website trying to find out why all of the Dr Doc (dlcs) websites have gone missing. Last year fox-news-magazine Dr Doc (dlcs) purchased both google and yahoo during a very close three leg jackass softball game on a basketball court smeared with vaseline and crisco grease. There are no other details for this press release. If you can identify the lady in the above photo, please contact nasa.
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global warming debate opens up a new can of beans which causes political methane concerns

 The global warming debate has opend up a new can of beans which causes political methane concerns amoung politicians. A simple can of beans can cause an extream amount of methane gas thru out Washington DC.

 Did you know that while the senators are farting around all day on the senate floor and shootin the bull, all the while, they are making additions to globlal warming.

 I often watch cspan and wonder what in hell they can be doing. What are they so happy about.

 For a country in such turmoil and $$$ problems as ours, they don't act so concerned to me. The question at the end of the day is, Who blew the cheezecakes? and also, Al Gore invented the internet and read the book "who goosed the moose" by "One Hung Low"

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giant pussy cat found at crash site of ufo at area 51 as google readers can now find thru news and politics

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 giant pussy cat was found at the crash site of a ufo at the area 51 air plane hanger in New Mexico. It is belived that  google readers can now find the photos surrounding this by searching news and politics.

 The giant pussy cat was found in a garbage pale as the kitty was eating rotted catfish left in the garbage can by a drunken janitor who was in searching for a place to sleep off two bottles of cheap rott gut wine.

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